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Programming is like sex™

Starting from a quote by mas Rony, the quote “programming is like sex,…. ” got few more lines. Only in kampung gajah :

  • programming is like sex, one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.
  • Programming is like sex, everyone loves it??
  • Programming is like sex; you’re either too young or too old to enjoy it.
  • Programming is like sex, never do it for free
  • Programming is like sex, it’s better in the silent night
  • Programming is like sex, ideas just come like morning glory
  • Programming is like gangbang sex, you work with a team to satisfy user
  • Programming is like sex, sometimes only one party is satisfied, the other has unmeetable requirements.
  • Programming is like sex, it has handjob and blowjob
  • Programming is like sex, nowdays people use agile method, help you code in a pair and everyone happy
  • Programming is like sex, you can have threesome, foursome, gangbang and sort, you can even just watching others doing this while you still can get orgasm
  • Programming is like sex, there is an app for that
  • Is programming like sex?
  • Programming is like sex, it will loop until it break
  • Programmers (do) like sex.
  • Programming is like sex, You can do it for money or for fun.
  • Programming is like sex, you have to tune it up and down
  • Programming is like sex, can be done in various style
  • Programming is like sex, you will never walk alone.
  • Programming is like sex, you will never walk straight?
  • Programming is like sex, please indent properly
  • Programming is like sex, it’s not about how long, it’s about quality
  • Programming is like sex, it involves KISS
  • Programming is like sex, sometimes you scream along the way
  • Programming is like sex, just ask to have it.
  • Programming is like corruption, it make everything ligit seems crackable [1] 1. ligit translator software being cracked :d
  • Programming is like sex, it require balls
  • Programming is like sex, mundane and boring most of the time, with the occasional meteor in your garden
  • Programming is like sex, don’t do it when there’s a bleeding
  • Programming is like sex, do it safely
  • Programming is like sex, ati-ati bojomu minggat.

 

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One Response

  1. moneyspeaks says:

    Programming is like sex, you have to be fast with your fingers

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